It is pre-pre-Thanksgiving and I am drunk! I am way too tipsy for 11:00pm, but I’ll take an Ambien and ensure a full night’s rest uninterrupted. I am going to pour out some of my feelings in this drunken state….
Go Bears!
Sure our football team sucks, but I have to admit I’m pretty proud that I went to Cal and graduated with minimal debt. Despite the never-ending tears from having my academic self-confidence plummet, the experience was worth the toil and…
Instructions for Life
1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk. 2. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson. 3. Follow the three R’s: a. Respect for self b. Respect for others, and c. Responsibility for all your…
Master of the Universe Seeks Cute Maid
The headlines scream ‘depression.’ I closely monitor the Wall Street Journal, the Financial Times, and Bloomberg as an Investor Relations Manager for one of the largest financial services companies. One by one, the highest ranking executives in the industry have…
Hellish Halloween
This was the most festive Halloween year ever in my life. It all started the night of Wednesday October 24th. My co-workers organize a quarterly (I think it’s quarterly charity poker tournament). We raged that night, discovering a karaoke dive…