Below is the last piece I read for my writing class. Obviously everything isn’t totally accurate here, but I’m putting down what will help make the piece work. I’m not a reporter, I’m trying to get published. I’ve learned that…
Stop Bears!
At Cal Berkeley, we say ‘Go Bears!’ I just want to say, ‘Stop Bears!’ Do us all a favor and stop already. It is really embarrassing to watch you fuck up over and over. I don’t pretend to be a…
Judith Light
Do you guys remember Judith Light from that TV show Who’s the Boss? I hear she is now on Ugly Betty. Wanted to pass along her a portion of her touching speech that was sent to me from my friend…
AAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
I’m a mama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am beaming from ear to ear. I haven’t been this excited in….God knows how long.I’m shaking with happiness and excitement. Anyone know what I’m talking about?!?!?! I AM SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DRUNK!
I’m drunk at home. Alone. I killed a bottle of port from the Provenance winery in Napa. If that doesn’t make me an alcoholic, I don’t know what does. I wanted a little somethin somethin. Headed to Hayes Valley only…