It’s Not Even Halloween
I feel like I’m going to throw up. I’m sleep-deprived, but Ambien’d out. I don’t want to drug up again tonight. I thought going to the gym would make me feel better, but after jogging lightly on the treadmill for…
Crazies
I know I’M crazy. YOU know I’m crazy. You know YOU’RE crazy. But some people are really crazy! I met this really fun couple at a bar, visiting from North Carolina. They were smitten with me and I was smitten…
Halloween Gore
Click on this link. The post is hilarious “Never Mess With A Black Woman’s Hair.” OK, time to get ready, put on my costume, and go out.
Brazilian
Below is the last piece I read for my writing class. Obviously everything isn’t totally accurate here, but I’m putting down what will help make the piece work. I’m not a reporter, I’m trying to get published. I’ve learned that…
Stop Bears!
At Cal Berkeley, we say ‘Go Bears!’ I just want to say, ‘Stop Bears!’ Do us all a favor and stop already. It is really embarrassing to watch you fuck up over and over. I don’t pretend to be a…