How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? Eggercise. Maybe next year I should buy a full-on, furry Easter Bunny outfit. Because I love spending the few nights before Easter (when I’m fasting), filling plastic eggs with yummy candy: Twix,…
Archives for March 2008
Jesus Christ Has Risen Today!
Warning: This post is pretty religious, so atheists should probably disregard. I’m never late, but almost jeopardized tardiness at Easter Mass with my family. I spent several minutes primping at home in San Francisco—a rarity for me—an even coverage of…
Random Thoughts on Holy Saturday
I have a friend who constantly texts me. I’ve told her it annoys me. I really don’t like texting, but she continues to do it. I guess it’s just how she likes to communicate. But all the time I get…
Addendum to Fucking
Hot off the press. A friend of mine has just learned that someone in her circle of friends has been leading a double life for the past couple years. Leading a double life in that she’s had two boyfriends. Holy…
Fucking
Eliot Spitzer seems to have brought the topic into the limelight, among other things—like prostitution which is illegal. Hello? And you were a former attorney general, prosecuting…prostitution! Total hypocrite. Now the whole reason I had a falling out with my…