Celebrate!
Happy belated St. Patty’s Day. This holiday reminds me to wear green. That’s pretty much it. But then I got to Chicago and realized how much I was missing out. Damn, that city knows how to party it up and…
Rex is Dead
My poor little fighter fish has passed away. I don’t know exactly when. He just lay there at the bottom of his tank without moving for days on end. Even when I thought he may actually be dead, I pretended…
"I’ll Take a Diet Coke."
Me: What is the heaviest thing on your menu? Deli Attendant: Excuse me? Me: What is the heaviest, most caloric thing on your menu? Like meaty, heavy, saucy, creamy. Which item do you think has the most calories? Deli Attendant:…
Rhapsody
I can’t live without Rhapsody, an online jukebox. The subscription fee is $10/month which I think is well worth it because I can listen at home or at work to just about anything my heart desires. They’ve got this Instant…
"How was your date?"
“We made out in my car then I went to Church.” I’ve been pretty good this whole Lenten season. I go to Mass every Sunday. Sure, I was a little tipsy this past week, but I made it. I’ve only…