My sister and I seem to be having the same problem. We can’t gain any weight. And she’s pregnant! Therese is due any week now. Valentine’s is the due date, but everyone in our family seems to have a premonition…
JA-Rule is right. This guy is so hot, I can’t believe I’m passing him up. But he lives in Santa Cruz. I can’t be zig-zagging those mountains every weekend. He emailed me again, “I’d definitely date you!!!” My heart just…
Man Overboard
I wish! I’m wielding a machete and these guys still keep coming. I just want them to go away!!! I’m sick so I’m going for the stream-of-consciousness approach. If this posting seems a little scattered, it’s because my brain cells…
JAson from Match
Be Careful What You Ask For
I’ve been on Match.com for two weeks now. Like I said previously, I am completely overwhelmed. I can’t filter guys out fast enough and my Gmail account is about to hit capacity. Given the response rate, I think I need…
SF City Hall
Announcement
I read the cutest thing in the church bulletin a few weeks ago. A very special congratulations to Sean Riordan and Angie Galland who were married this weekend. Congratulations, too, to Steve Brezniak and Kim Grace who got engaged during…
Card Catalog
You’re Dismissed
With all the parking tickets, speeding tickets, moving violations and so on that I rack up, I had to go to court on Tuesday to try and contest one of them. Here’s what happened. Everyone waits in a holding area…
Yellowstone National Park