I’m tipsy and ready for bed. Yeah, it’s 10:45pm and I’m in my terry-cloth robe, sitting in bed, about to pass out. I know the doctor said it might take a few days to take effect, but I was still…
Hopefully No More Sweating
“Go ahead and lay down. I still have to prepare the syringes.” I walked over, half-naked, covered by a light blue gown. I still had the bottom half of my suit on and high-heeled boots. My dermatologist continued to fill…
Early to Bed, Early to Rise
I worked a twelve hour day today. I should be working a twelve hour day tomorrow, too, but somehow my calendar popped up with a 9:15am dentist appointment that I can’t cancel because it’s less than 24 hour notice (otherwise…
I Love My New Apple MacBook
I am beating myself up for having shitty computing technology for the past decade. All that stuff was crap. I brought my MacBook home tonight after Dominic’s birthday celebration and TA-DA, it was like fucking plug and play. Plug and…
Borat
I met Borat today. I’m serious. So I get out of my car. It’s drizzling. I’m on a mission to get my new MacBook then head to Dominic’s birthday party. In and out. I’d already made up my mind about…