At Cal Berkeley, we say ‘Go Bears!’ I just want to say, ‘Stop Bears!’ Do us all a favor and stop already. It is really embarrassing to watch you fuck up over and over. I don’t pretend to be a…
Archives for October 2007
Judith Light
Do you guys remember Judith Light from that TV show Who’s the Boss? I hear she is now on Ugly Betty. Wanted to pass along her a portion of her touching speech that was sent to me from my friend…
AAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
I’m a mama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am beaming from ear to ear. I haven’t been this excited in….God knows how long.I’m shaking with happiness and excitement. Anyone know what I’m talking about?!?!?! I AM SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DRUNK!
I’m drunk at home. Alone. I killed a bottle of port from the Provenance winery in Napa. If that doesn’t make me an alcoholic, I don’t know what does. I wanted a little somethin somethin. Headed to Hayes Valley only…
Bad Week
My bad day transcended into a bad week. Bahumburger! Cookies to burgers back to more boxes of cookies and cannisters of Pringles. As much as my body’s used to the unhealthiest of foods, my stomach is doing flip-flops from all…