With all the parking tickets, speeding tickets, moving violations and so on that I rack up, I had to go to court on Tuesday to try and contest one of them. Here’s what happened. Everyone waits in a holding area…
Yellowstone National Park
Stalkers Beware
My friend Patricia and her husband David just pointed out that given the numbers of stalkers I have, it’s probably not a good idea to put my current address on my blog. Good point! Current address now removed. I’m sure…
The Key to My Heart
Time to Close the Deal
I’m giving myself one whole year. At the top of my New Year’s resolutions: find someone. I swear to God, I’m going to close the deal this year if it’s the last thing I do. I’m getting antsy. My friends…
Me and Shaheen at the Bryant Park Ice Cafe
I Heart New York
Happy New Year!!! Sorry, I forgot to wish you all a Happy New Year. All of you out there. Who knows how many of you read this thing. I rang in the new year in the Big Apple, my 2nd…
Logan, the Kid Who Doesn’t Eat
Everyone Thinks I’m Rich
We celebrated my aunt’s 63rd birthday two weeks ago at a Chinese restaurant in San Leandro. My nephew Logan restlessly watched us as we chowed down. Poor kid doesn’t like to eat at all. My mom tells people that we…
My San Francisco Abodes
861 Masonic AvenueI moved to San Francisco in early 1999 after I quit my environmental consulting job. I had a sweet deal. My high school friends had gone to USF and lived in a rent-controlled apartment in the Panhandle. One…