But seriously, people, the fact that the monarchy still exists in this day and age drives me bat-shit cray-cray. This is nepotism at its finest. Does anyone else have a problem with nepotism?! Maybe if you’re born into it, you’re as happy as a lark, but for the rest of us commoners, it just ain’t right!
Does anyone in Britain care that their hard-earned, tax-paying dollars go to funding the royals’ extravagant, polo-playing lifestyles? Hello, can we please get a reality check on this outdated and useless form of government?
Apply this scenario to America. Let’s say the Kardashians are American royalty. That means we’ve got Duchess Kim and Duke Kanye and their baby Princess North. SICK! Like seriously disgusting! Sure they’re trashy reality TV stars, but just imagine if that were the case.
Ex-Princess, Weight Watchers spokeswoman, scandal-loving Fergie is a shoe-in for the Real Housewives of Windsor.
Can you imagine if every single Bush, from George H. Bush to George W. Bush, just ceremoniously by birth were elected President of the United States? Yeah, it would be wrong. It would be disastrous.
Call me a stupid American, but I have a message for the monarchy: Off with your heads!