8:22am sperm collection
8:50am drop sperm specimen at Kaiser to be washed and prepped
9:00am hot chocolate, coffee, omelets, sausage, and parfait at Cafe Rigolo in Laurel Village
9:55am Kaiser waiting room
10:15am Called in
10:25am Intrauterine insemination and discussion with doctor
10:45am Doctor gets ready to leave, then turns around, “No alcohol.”
“Uhhhh, no alcohol for how long?”
“Until we find out whether or not you’re pregnant.”
SHOCK
12:35pm Ridge Winery
Me: “I didn’t know I couldn’t have alcohol. I would have delayed the insemination to tomorrow if I knew that! I spent an hour last night reading stuff online and nowhere did it say I could not have alcohol. That wasn’t in any of my reading materials either.”
Keith: “You know who should have told you you couldn’t have alcohol? Common sense.”
Tony: “My mom smoked cigarettes with all of us kids and we turned out FINE.”
Marc: “Everyone I know drinks heavily until they find out late in the game that they’re with child.”
Dean: “Do you want to taste, then spit out?”
Me: “I hate all of you guys.”
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