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Fashion Friday: the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

I have been obsessed with the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Not like I don’t have a million other things to do with my time. I have been catching up on the full first season, literally holed up in my office and spending my last waking hours glued to my laptop. So embarrassing how addicted I am to the show.

Yeah, that Nobel Prize will have to wait. I’m too busy watching reality tv.

Here’s my critique on the women.

Adrienne Maloof is very unattractive. She’s got a fun personality and is super hard-working, so it pains me to say she’s not pretty. But she’s not, and she cakes on the makeup. Cake-y.

Camille Grammer is a Barbie. She’s got an unbelievable body. I like that she’s always doing athletic stuff like running and playing tennis.

Kim Richards was an adorable child star. I have this belief that really cute kids grow up to be unattractive adults. She is a good example of this. She’s washed up.

Kyle Richards, like Lisa Vanderpump, is naturally pretty. Her skin glows and her hair shines. She’s one beautiful bitch.

Taylor Armstrong needs to lay off the lip injections. Her lips are so big and unnatural. Why do people aim for such a fake look? She’s got major self-esteem issues.

Lisa Vanderpump is the best. She’s a classy and sophisticated, former British model. She’s well-dressed, naturally pretty, and confident. She is the whole package.

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