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Dancing with the Stars: My Lineup

I love Dancing with the Stars, but whether or not I watch completely depends on who’s on. So here’s my lineup!

The Situation – I hear he’s already locked and loaded for the show.  I’m addicted to Jersey Shore because of this guy.  I think he’s the best reality TV personality we’ve ever had. He’s witty, funny, and those abs…dreamy!

Ali & Roberto – I’ve never rooted so much for a couple in all my years of watching the Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise.  I don’t want to see them dance together as a couple, but competing against each other will be good TV.

Jesse James – The most hated man in America.  An opportunity to redeem himself with his winning personality?  Maybe!

Elin Nordegren – Not that she would ever grace the show with her presence, but she’d get major sympathy points, right?

Khloe Kardashian – The ugly one who’s always in the shadow of her prettier sisters.  She’d get the tranny vote for sure.

Landon Donovan – Here’s my one sports figure in the lineup.  Like all the other athletes on the show, he’d get to the finals.

Brian Austin Green – The show seems to love the 90210 alumni (Shannen Doherty, Ian Ziering, Jennie Garth).  Brian triumphed in finding a wife, he could use this as a jump-start to his career.

Ashley or Mary Kate Olsen – There’s always some dumb supermodel who gets voted off early on.  One of these two would do.

Mark Zuckerberg – Here’s my one successful business man / entrepreneur.  Especially with the Facebook movie which apparently is complete fiction, this could be his chance to show everyone his true colors.

Betty White – You gotta have Betty White!  We won’t have this amazing woman much longer, so get her on the show STAT.

I hear the official lineup will be announced on Monday during or after the Bachelor Pad.  I’ll be on the playa, running around trying to absorb as much art as possible.  But this will be the first thing I google as I approach Reno.

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