I just saw the most disturbing thing. The loser who used to cheat off of me in freshman year algebra indicates on his LinkedIn profile that he graduated Cum Laude from Cal. BULL FUCKING SHIT. I so want to call that asshole out on his self-promoting antics.
It gives me much delight to learn that it took him more than a decade after me to finally get his Bachelor’s degree. He finished in 2006 when we graduated high school in 1993. Way to work hard, buddy!
It pains me to know that he got accepted into my very competitive school–probably a junior college transfer. But to graduate Cum Laude?! I have got to see that transcript. Moreover, I would bet serious cash that he is living in a make believe world.
I worked my little buttocks off and I barely made honors. And I’m a smart cookie. I’m no dunce who needed to cheat off of people.
Cum Laude my fucking ass. Let’s see that transcript, loser.
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