Who would’ve thunk the abomination that Jon & Kate + 8 has become. An otherwise normal suburban couple who happened to have twins and sextuplets. Now they’re divorced and embroiled in a custody battle. The dad is an unemployed lost soul living the life of a frat boy and an embarrassment to the Ed Hardy brand. The mom is a diva, continuing her quest for fame by signing up for more and more reality shows and authoring several best-selling books. Damn, put that bitch on the Apprentice. She is a profit-generating machine. Kate needs to stick to what she knows best, though, and immediately get voted off the Dancing with the Stars island. Every time she twirls, I cringe. She is a pain to watch. I truly feel sorry for her dance partner.
With their parents major train wrecks, I feel even more sorry for the eight kids. I can’t imagine what they’re going through. Mommy and Daddy hate each other. Mommy and Daddy on the front cover of magazines. Mommy and Daddy on TV. Cameras and television crews all over the place. Take your money, Kate, and send your kids to boarding school.
Good luck, mini-Gosselins. You’re going to need it.
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