When I’ve lost my appetite, it means that I am severely ill. I’m not on my death bed, but I’ve had a lingering cold and fever for the past five days. I can’t shake it. I am 80 pounds which is really frightening, but I’m not hungry at all. Why eat when you’re not hungry. This is coming from a girl who normally thinks about food constantly. What’s in the vending machine? What different kind of See’s Candy can I buy? I spent the past weekend getting as much sleep as possible. I sound like a man. I’m totally completely congested. I’m drugged up on Sudafed so I’m anxious and jittery, too. Even if I wanted to take a sick day, I can’t. There’s so much going on at work. I definitely need a vacation. Hooray for my wifie’s bachelorette weekend in Sedona starting Friday. I don’t care if I get everyone sick. I will be there with a big smile on my face, sipping a bloody, and blowing my nose!