I sent a friend the following email this morning.
Did I tell you that I know 33 people who either gave birth in the last month or are currently pregnant?!?!
Anywho…hope you had fun at dinner last night.
Friend: omg omg omg.
i read the subject line then my iphone battery died. you gave me a heart attack.
please tell me you’re not one of the 33.
Me: Dude I am not preggers. I was just kidding!
Friend: thanks to jeebus. that’s the last thing we need since the amount you drink would surely have resulted in a tard baby.