From: Facebook
Date: Mon, Nov 2, 2009 at 1:32 PM
Subject: Mike sent you a message on Facebook…
To: Marc
Mike sent you a message.
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Subject: hi from Mike
Hi Marc,
Dean (via Catherine) mentioned that I should say hello to you.
Hello. 😉
Not sure what else to say — maybe go for a drink/coffee sometime?
Mike
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From: Marc Gallagher
Sent: Monday, November 02, 2009 2:23 PM
To: Gacad, Catherine
Subject: Fwd: Mike sent you a message on Facebook…
What have you guys done?? Who is this guy?
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CATHERINE
remember i told you about dean’s co-worker who moved here from the east coast, has no friends, etc, lives in like russian hill or some place where he shouldn’t.
and i told you that you would gobble him up, and leave him for dead?
but you said, no, that i should put him in contact with you. don’t you remember this???
but from his message, he kinda sounds like a total dud. bad introductory approach. probably why he has no friends. anyhow, leave him for dead for all i care.
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MARC
haaaaaaaaa. intros aside, it looks like he has yellow teeth.
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CATHERINE
not too much better than yours.
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MARC
sweetie, mine are bleached whiter than michael jackson’s face. may he RIP.
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CATHERINE
well that’s good because it’s time to start focusing on your gut.
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MARC
agreed. and you should really start thinking about your face.
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CATHERINE
you are going to die alongside keith chin, gripping each other. two soul mates…meant to be together forever.
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MARC
and you are going to die from a knife in your face from your husband sick of you henpecking him.
but alas, i will go to your funeral.
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