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Ahhh, Friendship

From: Facebook
Date: Mon, Nov 2, 2009 at 1:32 PM
Subject: Mike sent you a message on Facebook…
To: Marc

Mike sent you a message.
—
Subject: hi from Mike

Hi Marc,
Dean (via Catherine) mentioned that I should say hello to you.

Hello. 😉

Not sure what else to say — maybe go for a drink/coffee sometime?

Mike

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From: Marc Gallagher
Sent: Monday, November 02, 2009 2:23 PM
To: Gacad, Catherine
Subject: Fwd: Mike sent you a message on Facebook…

What have you guys done?? Who is this guy?

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CATHERINE

remember i told you about dean’s co-worker who moved here from the east coast, has no friends, etc, lives in like russian hill or some place where he shouldn’t.

and i told you that you would gobble him up, and leave him for dead?

but you said, no, that i should put him in contact with you. don’t you remember this???

but from his message, he kinda sounds like a total dud. bad introductory approach. probably why he has no friends. anyhow, leave him for dead for all i care.

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MARC

haaaaaaaaa. intros aside, it looks like he has yellow teeth.

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CATHERINE

not too much better than yours.

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MARC

sweetie, mine are bleached whiter than michael jackson’s face. may he RIP.

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CATHERINE

well that’s good because it’s time to start focusing on your gut.

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MARC

agreed. and you should really start thinking about your face.

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CATHERINE

you are going to die alongside keith chin, gripping each other. two soul mates…meant to be together forever.

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MARC

and you are going to die from a knife in your face from your husband sick of you henpecking him.

but alas, i will go to your funeral.

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