My fiance thinks Kim Kardashian is hot. Excuse me? Did you say KK? Daughter of OJ Simpson’s defense attorney. Stepdaughter of Bruce Jenner. I was shocked. I mean, I think of her as a high-class prostitute. Remember that porn video that made its way into public hands? Maybe it’s her big fat ass in tight clothing that annoys me. Don’t guys think of her as tarnished? Kinda like dating Hester Prynne or Jenna Jamison. It’s disgusting! No matter how much I bad-mouthed her, his lust didn’t waver. “Whatever, she’s hot.”
My ex used to wax on about Natalie Portman. I totally get that. Pretty and smart. Doesn’t get better than that. Megan Fox. Oooweee. I’ll get in on that action. But choosing Kim Kardashian as your celebrity of choice is insulting. That’s like me picking John Mayer who I think is the ugliest, most revolting loser. He’s the worst kind of celebrity: talent-less, but conceited and a player. Ugh.
This is a prime example of how some guys zero in on butt versus brain.