I had a throw-down fight with a friend of Dean’s tonight. That fucker kept insisting he bring a guest to our wedding. I yelled, “Why would I allow you a guest at our wedding when I’m not even allowing my single best friends to bring dates.”
He dismissed me with his hand, “You think you make all the decisions and you don’t. Let me talk to Dean about it.”
I screamed, “We have jointly decided no guests for single people so there’s no need to ‘talk to Dean about it.’ “
“I’m spending a lot of money to go to your wedding and there’s no way I’m going to Palm Springs without a date.”
“Then don’t come!”
Stay tuned on how this resolves itself.