Thanks TB for the tip. This site is H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!
People put in their area codes and you can enter in your text messages. You can simply browse or search by your area code.
Here are some of my favorites from today.
(905): Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
(1-905): With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
(412): i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
(310): we better have passed that bar exam – i dont want to have to drink like this again