I’m gaga for someone who lives in LA.
I brought one of my soul mates to dinner with my b-school friends and later on they told me, “You could do better.” Gulp. That brought him down several notches in my eyes.
The other soul mate who is in NYC has not returned my email from a week ago. Frightening.
That loser who unintentionally stood me up is now stalking me. Even after I shat on him via email.
I’m falling for someone who not only has no job; he’s been unemployed since June.
Someone I went on one date with asked for my address because he wants to mail me a present. Nice touch considering I don’t like him.
One of my former crushes is interested again and wants to take me out.
And lastly, I am still coping with depression over Mr. Unavailable and trying my hardest to extricate him from my mind.