Habits

I don’t sleep with my head on a pillow, but I sleep with my legs wrapped tightly around a body pillow.  Weird, huh?

I sleep on my side.

I drool all night long, shifting my position five to ten degrees every half hour because of the pool of drool I find myself drowning in throughout the night.  I know, pretty disgusting.

I take showers at night, wake up in the morning, brush my hair and get ready for work.  If you see me at work, it looks like I have naturally curly hair because I sleep with my hair wrapped in a bun at the top of my head.

I spent a lot of time in the shitter.  I have a magazine rack and books by my toilet because I spend so much time there, inadvertently.  It just happens.  I pooh a lot, so what can I say.  I might as well multi-task while I’m at it.

It’s weird, it’s gross, but I go to the bathroom at least nine times a day.

On workdays, I drink tea or diet coke every day, several times a day.

I eat at least one Least Cuisine every day.

I brush my teeth twice a day, but floss only a few times a year.

I wear the same jewelry every day.

Every weekend, I put together all my outfits for the week.

I take Ambien regularly, but I wouldn’t say I take it everyday anymore.  I’m trying to wean myself off of it.  

I write in my blog every day.

The first thing I do when I wake up is check my Blackberry while I’m pissing on the toilet.

On the weekends, I sleep in.