Here are a list of my habits. Good and bad. They are all the ones I could think of right now. I’ll have to amend later.
I don’t sleep with my head on a pillow, but I sleep with my legs wrapped tightly around a body pillow. Weird, huh?
I sleep on my side.
I drool all night long, shifting my position five to ten degrees every half hour because of the pool of drool I find myself drowning in throughout the night. I know, pretty disgusting.
I take showers at night, wake up in the morning, brush my hair and get ready for work. If you see me at work, it looks like I have naturally curly hair because I sleep with my hair wrapped in a bun at the top of my head.
I spent a lot of time in the shitter. I have a magazine rack and books by my toilet because I spend so much time there, inadvertently. It just happens. I pooh a lot, so what can I say. I might as well multi-task while I’m at it.
It’s weird, it’s gross, but I go to the bathroom at least nine times a day.
On workdays, I drink tea or diet coke every day, several times a day.
I eat at least one Least Cuisine every day.
I brush my teeth twice a day, but floss only a few times a year.
I wear the same jewelry every day.
Every weekend, I put together all my outfits for the week.
I take Ambien regularly, but I wouldn’t say I take it everyday anymore. I’m trying to wean myself off of it.
I write in my blog every day.
The first thing I do when I wake up is check my Blackberry while I’m pissing on the toilet.
On the weekends, I sleep in.
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