Friend: Nice belt.
Me: Thanks, I just got it. But it was loose so I had my cobbler punch an extra notch into it.
Friend: What? Your cobbler?
Me: Yeah, my cobbler.
Friend: Do you also have a candlestick maker? Who says cobbler? I haven’t heard that word since nursery school.
Me: He’s my cobbler. What do you want me to say? That guy who repairs my shoes. My shoe fixer upper? He’s a cobbler, my cobbler. Cobbler, cobbler, cobbler.