Accurate Astrology

I always get a kick out of reading horoscopes and how they’re either spot on or spot off.

I get the magazine Marie Claire (a magazine promo I got when I ran a race last year). This magazine is the worst: lame feature articles, lame photo shoots, altogether lame. Here is my horoscope for February.

I’ll let you decide whether it’s accurate or not.

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Gemini
May 21 – June 20
This is the stuff we live for: On the 9th, you’ll be forced to make a decision between two people you love. Will security or lust rule? This is a biggie. If you choose well, the rest of the month’ll be great. If you choose badly, all won’t be lost–you’ll either wake up in your own bed or someone else’s.
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I’ve been single every Valentine’s since 2003. This will be the 5th year I could possibly be alone. We shall see what the stars have in store for me. I’m curious to find out!