- My high school friend Cristina and her husband Allan (married for a little over a year) are having a baby girl due in February. They didn’t plan on starting a family right away, but ironically, their house came ready-made with a playground / jungle gym.
- My b-school friends Oleg and Lisa got married in New York City Hall a week and a half ago. Oleg and Lisa (both New Yorkers) met at a GSB function before we started school. I talked to Oleg and he said getting married in City Hall was like going to the DMV. Lots of couples lined up to get their marriage certificates.
- My b-school friends Erin and Ryan got engaged last night on a boat in Newport Beach. They’re both extremely talented and musically-inclined, playing the guitar and the keyboard in our b-school band ‘Moral Hazard.’ I sang back-up.
- My teenage cousin and his girlfriend are having a baby. (This really upsets me.)
- His younger brother and his girlfriend are also having a baby. (I’m crushed.)
Anonymous
Teenagers having babies!? Hello people … they’re called CONDOMS!!!