Off to Work I Go

I went into the office this evening. I was extremely productive because there were no distractions whatsoever. The security guard kinda freaked me out, though. She had these hazel-gray eyes to match her gray hair. She kept staring at me as I signed in and walked over to the elevators. When I left the building, I told her to have a good night and she cooed, “Gooood byyyyye,” only after I had turned around and started walking. I looked back through the building’s glass door and she was still staring at me, holding my gaze while I tried to avert hers. Of all people, security guards should be normal. This one’s on her way to the loony bin.