1Q07: Catherine Gacad Reports Record Quarterly Revenue, Net Income

• Record revenue up 15% from prior year
• Record net income up 17% from prior year
• Average loans remained flat
• Average deposits up 50%
• Average heartaches down 1.50%

SAN FRANCISCO — Catherine Gacad & No Company (CGNC) reported record revenue and net income for first quarter 2007. Since 1975, CGNC has posted double-digit growth in three of the past 31 years.

“While the rest of my competitors continue to focus on mergers and acquisitions that ultimately dilute company value, my unconvential single strategy continues to improve the bottom line,” cried Chairwoman, CEO, Treasurer, Event Planner, and Executive Assistant Catherine Gacad. “I am extremely proud of my team of one who has worked tirelessly to make this a Fortune 5,803,456,770,211,921,850 company.”