I’m Homeless!

Well that was a downer. To watch Cal lose their lead, then ultimately lose the game was heart-breaking. Ugh.

Before I get entrenched with work this week, I wanted to quickly post that we definitively sold my condo. I mentioned previously that selling a home has to be one of the most stressful life events, ranking up there with losing a job, moving to another city, and getting married. Funny, I should probably count myself lucky since, comparatively, the process was actually really smooth since we took offers 10 days after it went on the market.

I had to give my tenants notice. They weren’t too happy.

We staged it ourselves, painting the whole place and moving furniture from Dean’s apartment into my condo. I bought a bed from Mancini’s Sleepworld for $200 which included delivery, then turned around and sold it for $100 on Craigslist. We also bought a head board (that we returned), bedding (that I carefully repackaged and returned), and San Francisco prints that I framed and hope to sell. So total we spent about $1,000 to get my place ready, primarily to cover the cost and labor for painting.

I paid $455,000 for my condo at the height of the market in 2005.

We listed it for $499,000.

Sold it for $525,000.

Frankly, I just wanted to break even. I’m very happy to have made a profit because I know other people who lost money, including the other original owners of the two other units in the building. They sold during the downturn while I held on.

I learned a couple lessons during this whole experience:

Do not buy during a frenzy. I feel like we’re currently experiencing an unsustainably hot real estate market.

Buy when others aren’t.

Next time you buy something (i.e., clothes, books, picture frames, toys, antiques), ask yourself if you really need it. It’s incredible how much unnecessary crap we accumulate.

I Will Sell This House Today!

Clock is ticking, people. You don’t want to miss this opportunity to buy a walk-in closet in the heart of San Francisco for half a million dollars. I mean, seriously, who in their right mind would pass on my humble abode?

All joking aside, we are holding a final open house this weekend Saturday and Sunday from 2-4pm, and taking offers by Monday at 4pm.

My place only went on the market a week ago so I’m totally floored at the expedited timing.

There’s no way a suburban dweller can fathom the benefits of my $499k 1-bedroom condo, but let me quickly list them here:

I live across from the Kaiser Emergency Room and Labor & Delivery so if ever you find yourself suffering from symptoms of preeclampsia (that’s a nod to Downton Abbey), you can stumble across Geary Blvd for some medical assistance.

Free washer & dryer. Yes free! Not that coin-operated bullshit that’s reminiscent of our dorm days.

A backyard. Sure it’s a shared backyard, but there are a total of 3 units in the building, with only 3 current occupants. You’re guaranteed to have it all to yourself. If Dean and I lived there, I could totally see Dean working on the backyard on the weekends, tending to his flowers and an avocado tree.

A garage parking space. Need I say more?

I find homeowner association dues for condos in the city mind-boggling. These are fees used to pay for common area items, property insurance, and to fund an ever-growing reserve that never gets used. These HOAs are paid every month for the duration of the time that you live in your property. Like an STD, they never go away, not even after you’ve fully paid your mortgage. So when condos are marketed as having low HOAs and the HOAs are $300-400 a month, I’m like that is CRAY-CRAY! Mortgage payment + HOAs + property taxes = Is this property even worth it?

All that said, my HOAs are $200. I am not a fan of HOA fees (as I think they’re stupid), but if you’re going to buy a condo, my place is it.

Money Monday: Home for Sale

I know it’s not Monday and I’ve been delayed on my posting, but here’s why. My 1 bedroom condo in Lower Pacific Heights is now up on MLS and available for purchase! Get out your check books, people. It’s listed at $499k.

Here’s the marketing description: Lovely condo in a 3 unit building featuring light-filled living room, dining area, updated kitchen, and gorgeous hardwood floors. Low HOA dues, large common family/rec room with access to a shared garden, convenient location (Walk Score 92), w/d and designated parking & storage makes this a perfect starter home or investment property. Near public transportation, great restaurants, Trader Joes, & walking distance to parks, Fillmore & Laurel Village shopping areas!

Check out Dean’s staging. Yeah, looks exactly like our Lower Nob Hill apartment, right? That’s because we transferred our furniture over. I want to move back in, looks so fantastic.

2420 Geary Blvd #1A // cross street is Baker

 

Money Monday: Landlords, Slumlords, and Me

You know how people call their landlords ‘slumlords?’ I am the opposite of that.

I’ve been renting my 1-bedroom, 650 square foot condo in Lower Pac Heights since June 2009. This 3-and-a-half year time frame can be broken down into 6 separate lease agreements ranging anywhere from 3 to 18 months. I’ve had interns, an award-winning documentary film maker, and graphic designers from France.

I’m friendly, responsive, and accountable. Each of my tenants gets a warm welcome with a document listing all my favorite restaurants and things to do in the city. Who does that? I respond quickly to leaks, ants, and all other issues which are corrected immediately. If anything, I’m the Funlord.

Between you and me, I am gearing up to sell my property, cash in on my investment, and extract that trapped equity. Lord knows you can barely buy a 2-bedroom in the city with less than a $150,000 down payment. The real estate figures in San Francisco are mind-boggling.

Being the Funlord that I am, I told my tenants immediately upon deciding. I wanted to be respectful and up-front with them. Well, they pretty much turned on me, and asked for a substantial payout which they are NOT entitled to, not a single penny. GO SUCK IT!

The reason I’m writing this post is because I had dinner with a few of my lovely city-dwelling girlfriends and they all believed that as a landlord, you are required to give your tenants a lump sum upon kicking them out. Turns out, that is not true for all circumstances. So please before you go writing unnecessary checks, talk to the experts and authorities. My real estate agent Brendon DeSimone is the bees knees. He is constantly in the press, does interviews for Fox News, blogs on Zillow, and he’s appeared in a bunch of the home design shows on TV. AMAZING, AMAZING, AMAZING.

Chasing the Low Refi Rates

I am trying to refi my place. My last refi was unsuccessful because the appraisal was low which put me underwater, which was upsetting because I don’t believe the comps supported such a poor price. So I am at it again. An appraiser came today and I’m very curious what his thoughts are. As a serial refinancer, my appraisals have spanned $400k through $600k. I swear if this doesn’t go through I’m going to sell my place and wouldn’t be surprised if I pulled in $550k which is $100k over what I paid for it. I’ve locked in a 3.5% rate for 20 years.

I constantly go back and forth on whether or not to sell my place.

I always think that if I hold on for 20 years when it’s completely paid off that we’ll get an extra $1,500 / month which is net of property taxes, HOAs, utilities, bills, maintenance, etc. What a nice extra cushion for us to retire on. But holding on means being a landlord which takes time, and time is money! Also I seem to clash with the owners on how to spend our reserves. I think we need to have our backyard completely landscaped, but at least one of the other owners disagrees. It is such an eyesore, no one wants to spend time back there, yet it has so much potential. Sigh.

And if I sell? Freedom! And a big chunk of cash back in our pockets.

I’m very confused.

Check out this graphic from my real estate agent. SF condo prices. Can I say…BUBBLE!

Money Monday: HOAs

99% of San Franciscans can’t afford to buy a single family home unless you want to live in Bayview which may sound pretty, but most definitely is not. Instead we hoard our money to buy a little piece of the American dream called a condominium which means you’re permanently attached to other property owners through a building Home Owner Association (HOA). As a full-fledged member of an HOA, you have the privilege of paying monthly HOA dues. These dues can pay for utilities for the common areas, insurance, and other maintenance. Essentially, HOAs = flushing money down the toilet. If you sell your place, you will never recover this money. If you have fully paid off your home, you will continue to pay HOA dues for the duration of the time you own your home. It’s mind-boggling. So mind-boggling that hard-working people are dumb enough to pay this crap. All because we can’t afford a non-detached home. Are you with me? It’s an abusive real-estate cycle.

Since most of us property-owners can’t afford anything but a condo, the best we can do is minimize the HOA payment. I was lucky enough to buy into a newly-formed condo with reasonable owners who wanted the pay the least amount possible, because we were all smart and logical. We started out paying $100/month. I’m currently the only original owner from that first triumvirate. Since then, the dues have increased to $200. Even this amount is low. You will not find many condo owners in the city of SF paying less than that.

Sometimes I haphazardly look at Zillow listings when I dream of a better life outside of the ‘Loin. Yesterday I came across this 2-bedroom, 2-bath beauty in Lake Merritt going for $420k. 1,300+ square feet a few blocks away from BART. Doesn’t get better than this. Take a look.

200 Lakeside Dr APT 301, Oakland, CA 94612

200 Lakeside Dr APT 301, Oakland, CA 94612

200 Lakeside Dr APT 301, Oakland, CA 94612

200 Lakeside Dr APT 301, Oakland, CA 94612

200 Lakeside Dr APT 301, Oakland, CA 94612

Gorgeous, right? But something had to give. That’s (what I consider) a low price for such a cute place. I emailed the agent and asked him one question – what are the HOAs?

$720!!! That’s per month. Granted, the place comes with a door man, but $720 with all the same caveats I mentioned above. Money down the drain. So sad, so pathetic. Whoever buys this place is stupid.

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