Here’s an email from a friend that totally cracked me up. I just love when people know you so well they’re perfectly fine calling you on your shit. I wish I had more friends like this. Brutal honesty.
I need some quick advice. It’s my anniversary this weekend and I want to do something super sweet. I’m not normally a nice person, and to that end neither are you really, but I suppose two nasty people putting their heads together might be able to come up with something sweet. So I put it to you: do you have any ideas on what I can do for my love?