Archives for February 2007
Strange Story of the Day
Every work day, after I eat my Lean Cuisine, I head to Specialty’s for a milk chocolate chip cookie. Today, I braved the cold and drizzle to the cookie counter a block and a half away. After ordering, I stepped…
The Anti-Cougar
cou·gar: a female who seeks the pleasure of younger males. The term came into my vocabulary a year ago when my friend started dating a younger guy. Her cub got a hold of her laptop, brought up the website urbancougar.com,…
MySpace.com
They forced me. My family. I swear I wouldn’t be on it if they hadn’t urged me to. “Are you on MySpace? Cmon everyone’s on it. You gotta sign up so you can check out our profiles. We can email…
Proverbs 14:29 He who is slow to anger has great understanding
“Hi Catchee.” “Hey Marky, what’re you doing?” “I’m running around town doing a bunch of errands. I decided to give up procrastination for Lent.” “Wow, that’s great. I gave up anger.” “That’s funny.” —– This year, I didn’t want to…
Ambien Anyone?
I used to be addicted to Ambien. Now I can’t remember the last time I took one. There’s a whole bottle of pills tucked away in a kitchen drawer. I have no need for them. This is just a quick…